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The real reason I was so hyped about buying bitcoin on credit yesterday during the surge, is because I completely lost faith in humanity, especially when it comes to love and relationships. My goal/intentions was to accumulate so much money from pushing the wave, that I could just go to Macau and Vegas on a whim and buy prostitutes… Cuz that’s where I’m at in life. I don’t even care about social engineering ethical behaviors right now. I find more hope in my ability to empty out swiss bank accounts, than I do to meet some nice girl at a book store who isn’t gonna abandon me for cocaine, or some 60 year old with a weird mustache and a newer used sports car than mine.

Then this company CEX.10 totally blocked me from risking screwing up my credit buying bitcoin from them..

So that pissed me off, it’s not like anyone here where I’m from gives a crap about crypto. Infact, same day I dropped off misc belongings to my federal agent fwb bc she said I’m too much for her.. I recommended she should buy bitcoin, she laughed at me and said “drive safe Daniel, don’t txt and drive.”

Only innovative industries here in Michigan are medical marijuana, the least the wealthiest in Europe can do is let little ol’ me buy some crypto on credit hassle free.

Oh, and I forgot to add my handlers smile is breathtaking. She’s not really my handler tho; I just joke, she’s actually a good person, I’m just too scared to let her in.

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