Dear McDonald’s, let’s face it, Gen Z does not want to work for you. They have grown so accustomed to selling $5 Hot n’ Ready Snapchat Premium Subscriptions, that coming home smelling like Frylock isn’t gonna happen anymore. Then with Bernie bro’s preaching apathy; plus, the actual reality of student loan debt, and Cops pulling over your employees for simply trying to exit their driveway, Capitlslismo killed the Ham-Burglar star… But I can help! 🚨
I know you guys are the kings of advertising, but I have an understanding that can effectively reach the people you can’t, and turn those frown arches back into ham-believers.
Here’s how I do it, every time someone sends me a link to their Fan’s Only page, I’m gonna send them a link to the McDonald’s App so they can apply. You will notice massive amounts of traffic being sent to your app by the end of the month, if not sooner. You’re welcome. All I ask in return is that you put my Kids Book “DINOGO GO! GLOW!” in future Happy Meals across the world! – “The Youth will Read again!!” 📖 🦖 🍔 🍟
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